I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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