Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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