i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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