You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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