I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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