SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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