and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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