eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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