Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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