Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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