strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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