this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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