On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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