Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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