i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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