so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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