How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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