I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
