fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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