Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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