Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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