i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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