New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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