I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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