he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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