Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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