u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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