im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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