i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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