spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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