I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
