I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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