OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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