i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Randomize
