You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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