He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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