Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Randomize
