From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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