We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
tequila makes me forget i have legs
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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