I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
