Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
