found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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