I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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