Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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