Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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