Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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