why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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