new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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