she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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