I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You can't special order awesome
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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