Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just gift wrapped bread.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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