There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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