everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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