out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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